So I actually spent some time reading words about Cinco De Mayo and I realized I don’t really care about the actual significance of this day. I’m not Hispanic, nor am I related to anyone who is and so eh. However, it does seem appropriate to pop open a Corona and sit by the beach. I’m all for celebrating holidays that aren’t our own so I guess I should find some good information.
1) There are 365 festivals that Mexico celebrates. 365! I would never go to work! Just celebrate all the time. That sounds like fun.
2) Its an optional holiday for Mexico. I’d make it a mandatory federal one!
3) Liz Phair sang song called “Cinco de Mayo”, since that makes so much sense.