“Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.”
“I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.”
~English Professor grading a student’s paper, Ohio University
“Suppose you were an imbecile and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” ~Jerry Seinfeld
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“Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!”
~Homer J Simpson.