Friday Thoughts

“Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.”
~Jerry Seinfeld

“I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.”
~English Professor grading a student’s paper, Ohio University

“Suppose you were an imbecile and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
~Mark Twain

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” ~Jerry Seinfeld

Quotes
**Taken from: www.goodquotes.com

“Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!”
~Homer J Simpson.

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