Are you wondering where stuff at Disneyland is? Where is the Carnation Cafe? Can I eat in Critter Country?
Well, do I have a gift for you!
New Disneyland Map and guides to the lands now up on Chocolate Cake andSidebars!
Hooray!
Disneyland? A Map? A Guide?! WOW! April 2, 2010
West Virginia vs. Stephen Wilson March 30, 2010
Full coverage of the Stephen Wilson trial in West Virginia including verdict and sentencing information can be found at:
www.chocolatecakeandsidebars.com
Texas vs. Matt Baker March 17, 2010
Visit www.chocolatecakeandsidebars.com for full trial coverage, verdict and sentencing information.
Big Booming Voice: WHO IS JIHAD JANE?! March 10, 2010
Thats what I heard as I turned on the radio this morning. They teased it and then I ended up getting out of the car. It was pretty funny to hear this large radio announcer voice say “WHO IS JIHAD JANE!”.
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Long story short, its this little blond lady from Pennsburg Pennsylvania, Colleen LaRose. She has been indicted an accused of conspiracy to provide support to terrorists and even kill a person in another country. LaRose is not well known in her area and people are a little frightened as they well should be.
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She had dubbed herself “Jihad Jane” on Revolutionmuslim.com. The Justice Department indicted her and 5 others who have been accused of maybe helping “wage violent jihad” (CNN) in Europe and other places.
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Jihad Jane has a history of mental health issues including depression and almost suicide. She also has a DWI and was arrested for passing a bad check. (Not that this has really anything to do with her jihad plans, but hey, it’s nice to mention).
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Thoughts? WHO IS JIHAD JANE?
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Visit the full story (more words, less succinct) here.
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MI vs. Stephen Davis- Verdict updated 3/8 March 8, 2010
Wow this case is a doozy.
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Where: Mt. Clemens, MI
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The defendant: Stephen Davis
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Other defendant (charged but this isn’t his trial): James LaCoursiere
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When: 2008
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Victims: Robert “Bobby” McGuire (17), Nicholas “Nick” Noble (17), and Jordan VandePutte (17).
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The story:
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After school had let out, 45 miles outside of Detroit, two vehicles raced ahead of one another swooping and swerving around eachother. Near the 25 Mile Road intersection, the vehicle driven by James LaCoursiere drifted into oncoming traffic and hit a school bus. Two of his passengers died instantly and the other died at the hospital. The school bus was empty. James LaCoursiere now faces three counts of manslaughter.
The driver of the other vehicle that was racing with LaCousiere, Stephen Davis, also faces the same three counts. The state alleges that “Davis engaged the teens during a fit of ‘road rage’ and bears responsibility equal to that of LaCoursiere for the crash” (InSession)
There were 16 eyewitnesses who give different accounts of what happened and observers riding in the same car can’t agree which makes for murky facts. There is no reason for LaCourisere to swerve left since there was no contact between LaCousiere’s pickup and Davis’ car. La Coursiere, who only suffered leg injuries, says he doesn’t remember.
“Davis’ attorney Robert Vitale says that whatever the answer, his client simply minded his own business, while the kids played a game of Russian roulette from the moments they pulled onto the road. ‘If you play roulette long enough, sooner or later the bullet is going come up in the chamber. It could have been anybody else on the road; it happened to be Mr. Davis.’”(In Session)
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If convicted, Davis faces up to 15 years in prison. (more…)
Where do you live? March 4, 2010
I’m not gonna lie, I may have been in Wal-Mart like 3x total in my life, but good grief:
Maps of the Internet- March 4, 2010
Here are some great maps of the internet that I found, hope you enjoy
How to Not Lose Your Camera February 26, 2010
I saw this earlier and thought it was hilarious! I hope you enjoy!
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How to Avoid Losing Your Camera
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All you have to do is take some photos which you never delete from your camera so when someone finds your camera at the bottom of the gorilla pit they are able to locate you and return the lost property to its rightful owner. Let’s see those photos.
Learn To Speak Southern! February 25, 2010
Learn To Speak Southern!
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters. And we’re here to help…
Hah Tu Spek Suthun:
BARD – verb. Past tense of the infinitive “to borrow.”
Usage: “My brother bard my pickup truck.”
JAWJUH – noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: “My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck.”
MUNTS – noun. A calendar division.
Usage: “My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I taint herd from him in munts.”
ALL – noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: “I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck.”
FAR – noun. A conflagration.
Usage: “If my brother from Jawjuh doesn’t change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far.”
BAHS – noun. A supervisor.
Usage: “If you don’t stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!”
TAR – noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: “Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn’t git a flat tar in my pickup truck.”
TIRE – noun. A tall monument.
Usage: “Lord willing and the creeks don’t rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime.”
RETARD – Verb. To stop working.
Usage: “My granpaw retard at age 65.”
RATS – noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: “We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats.”
FARN – adjective. Not local.
Usage: “I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed … must be from some farn country.”
JU-HERE – a question.
Usage: “Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys’ coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama?”
HAZE – a contraction.
Usage: “Is Bubba smart?” “Nah … haze ignert.”
VIEW – contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: “I ain’t never seed New York City … view?”
GUMMIT – Noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution.
Usage: “Great … ANOTHER gummit shutdown!”
16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work February 25, 2010
16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work
Sixteen reasons why alcohol should be served at work:
1. It’s an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don’t care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there’s no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting “Bare ass” on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.”
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